| named after its co-founder, Louis Chevrolet | Business |
| Completely Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology | Computing |
| Cheap Heap Leaks Very Rotten Oil Leaks Every Time | General |
| Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Oil Leaks Engine Ticks | General |
| Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks | General |
| Cheap Heap Every Valve Rust Or Leaks Every Time | General |
| Car Heaving Even Vomiting Running On Level and Even Terrain | General |
| Cheap Heavy Equipment Very Rusty Overly Loved Eventually Towed | General |
| Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips | General |
| Cheap Hardly Effective Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time | General |
| Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips | General |
| Crappy Hauling, Engine Valves Rust, Oil Leaks, Engine Talks | General |
| Cheap Half Engineered Vehicles Racing Only Losing EveryTime | General |
| Crap Heap Every Valve Rusts Only Let Engineers Touch | General |
| Cheap Heavy Engine, Vehicle Riding On Least Expensive Tires | General |
| Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Olways Late Every Time | General |
| Complicated Hell Evolved Violently Rated Overly Loved Entertainment Turd | General |
| Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips | General |
| Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time | General |
| Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Long Extended Trips | General |
| Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time | General |
| Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips | General |
| Cracked Heads Every Valve Ruined Oil Leaks Every Time | General |
| Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Races Only Little Electric Trains | General |
| Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time | General |
| Cheap Heap Enjoys Visiting Repairman Over Litte Engine Troubles | General |
| Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leak Every Time | General |
| Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattle Oil Leak Every Time | General |
| Can't Haul, Every Valve Rusts Oil, Leaks Every Time | General |
| Can Here Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips | General |
| Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Electrical Terrors | General |
| Check How Every Valve Rusts Or Leaks Every Time | General |
| Can Hardly Experience Velocity Really Or Leave Extended Tiremarks | General |
| Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time | General |
| Cheap Helplessly Embarrasing Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time | General |
| Chicks Hate Every Vehicle Rolling On Land Except These! | Governmental |
| Can Handle Every Vehicle Right Or Left Every Time | Governmental |
| Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques | Governmental |
